So I was driving on California Rt-58 headed towards Barstow
I noticed...the streets I passed named "Mountain View", "Cactus Rose"...the obscenely fallicious "Flower"
I hadn't seen a flower for hours!
I suppose they can't very well call it "Barren Wasteland Boulevard"..."Tumbleweed Street"..."Sandstorm Ave."..."Blazing Inferno Loop"
Real Estate Value would plummet, I suppose.
